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Last time in the Yamapi Legacy, Amaris attempted to get a bite out of the Countess, but her efforts were fruitless. She met Damion and wooed him at once, which worked out with ease. Jesse impregenated Amaris and was later invited to move in, as someone needed to take care of her and keep her from dying. And money was sort of needed. He accepted, brought in some money, the house was expanded, and a green baby was born! :D Earvin kicks off Generation Two for us. <3

I know, I know. All infants look the same, blahblahblah yaddayaddayadda. Whatever. EARVIN LOOKS ESPECIALLY CUTE, OKAY? It's the green skin, I am SO SURE *.*

Caught Ama in a rare moment of domestication. SCRUB THAT COUNTER BBGIRL!

While she's taken on a higher level of domestication, though, Jesse surprised me by autonomously taking on all his fatherly duties. Rarely do I have to remind him to change a diaper or feed Earvin. <3 Bless.

Jesse Changing diapers is fun fun fun! :DDDD
He seems so HAPPY to be changing diapers. :| Maybe he's hoping his enthusiasm will convince Ama to help out with the baby some more?

Daddy and child images always fill me with delight *g*

LOLOLOL seriously he is just SO smiley. :D I LOVE it.

Daddy and son!
Earvin Goo goo garrggleee

Was there another reason for this image besides proof that Jesse LIVES in his underwear? At times, I'd forget what his every day clothes looked like. All the woohooing between him and Ama pretty much resulted in non-stop undies.
And I know you're not complaining. ;]

!!!!! O____O !!!!! WHAT ARE YOU EATING AMA?!

As soon as Jesse went off to work, Ama called Damion up. She wanted to woohoo with three different Sims, so I figured we might as well work on numero dos! Besides.
I had plans for this one. <.< >.>

They pretty much jumped straight in to bed. Not even kidding there. xD

AMARIS. YOU ARE NOT APHRODITE. YOU CANNOT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY EVERY TIME, OKAY?!
;A; God. He can tell, y'know. Unless he's incredibly dumb - which I doubt - he knows this was not your first time.
Lying is bad.

Oh! Look! A promotion! Top of the career track already! PERMA PLAT ACHIEVED! We are at the top of the slacker careet track! Professional Party Guest forever! (Doesn't he even LOOK like a professional party guest? He's all gorgeous and awesome and lovely)
Also. OH SHIT! DAMION IS STILL HERE!
At this moment, I PANICKED, because Ama and Damion were in the final throughs of passion when Jesse came home and I was like SHIT SHIT SHIT gonna have some drama jealousy is on the way ohhhhh shit!
So I sent Jesse to check the mail to prolong his time outside while Ama ambled out of bed.

Damion, however, did not. And he remained here. In Jesse and Ama's ~lurvenest~. D:

Hey, Adulterous!Ama. Go take care of that baby of yours. Don't let Jess find out you've been up to no good.
...come to think of it. If she's not even engaged, how does jealousy work? They ARE in love, as you can see. (But she's also in love with Damion haha!) Three bolts of chemistry EACH, too! ;A;

Let's play a game! It's called "Count the Number of Ways This Image is Wrong!"

Good job, Ama! Poor Earvin doesn't want to hang out on the floor all day.

Ama Earvin, I fart in your general direction!
8-(

At least Earvin doesn't seem to mind. Poor little Alien Baby. He doesn't even know any better! He's so young, he probably things it's customary for mum's to fart in their babies' general directions! Assumes it some sort of traditional customs shared between mother and child, a bonding sort of game!

Or. Maybe he thinks that was a tear gas bomb...

!!!!!!! HEY. HEY. YOU TWO. GET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER NOW. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY. YOU TWO. LISTEN TO ME. WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! ;A; Are you slandering Amaris? ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT AMARIS? HEY. JESSE. TELL DAMION TO GO AWAY.
HE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR WOMAN ;A;

lmfao Ama is in the background, blissfully unaware, swooning over Jesse. twu wuv! <3
But hey. Damion. >:[ Stop telling ~lies~ okay?

...lulz. They are now bee eff eff. :| WELL THEN.
If only you knew, Jesse. If only.

I cannot help but laugh at the image of Ama coddling Jesse's baby next to a romantic photobooth shoot of her and Damion.


But good lord is she ridiculously adorable with that baby.
(See?! I told you! I actually took infant shots. THEY WERE JUST SO CUTE OKAY ;~;!)

While Ama took care of baby Earvin, I sent Jesse to H&M to buy some clothes.
There was no one of any interest at H&M, so while he waited for the taxi, Jesse went outside and played in the snow.

Perfect snow angel!


Clearly, Jesse agrees. (I NEVER tire of images of him, I swear. HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE IN THESE TWO PICTURES WAAUGH)

Further proof that Jesse does all his house hold chores and duties in his underwear.
Rock those undies, bb!


Seriously. If you are, at all, curious about what Earvin is going to grow up like, it's probably safe to look at these and assume. I hope.

Oh hey, look! The nursery has had a bit of a make-over! Clearly, I'm gunning with a yellow theme. How cute is that bandage + ambulance wall?!
Also. Hey. Wonder why there's TWO cribs in there! -shifty-

WAAAAAUGH. ADORABLE BABY IS ADORABLE. *.*
I present you: Baby Earvin Spam!





Wow. What was that, Ama?

Ama *herp derp*?
...she uh. Makes this face a lot.

Hot damn, Jesse, you're popular! And know many blue/green people.

I swear, he likes giving this family perks. And this time, it was better than a crappy blind date!
"You're a cool cat, so how about I hook you up, dude? Your girlfriend is bitchin' hot so I'm going to tell everyone how awesome you are. Your reputation is going places, man. You are THE coolest."
Or somethin' like that.

HELL YES. PROMOTION!

No no, sweetie. This is all call for celebration!
Why do you need my attention? I KNOW about the promo-

Oh! The potent seed of Damion appears to have not only been planted but bloomed!

Ama Yaaay potent seed of Damion! :DDDD
Seriously, she looks REALLY happy for being a romance sim who just got knocked up again.

"Dude, even slakcers deserve higher wages. I know people, right? Don't ask how. I won't tell you. But I know people. And from here on out, dude, higher wages for you, because you totally deserve more!"
Okay! :DDDDD

Obligatory birthday shots! Also, through the cutaway wall, you can see the awesome papering of the master bathroom. :D

Happy Birthday, Earvine! Please be really cute!
I hate ugly children, please grow up real nice!
:D

He is helping her blow out the candles aljfkdjfd *.*

Jesse actually took care of Earvin for most of his infantile life, so I figured Ama could win a few relationship points with him by being the one to help with his birthday.

Jesse Happy Birthday, son! Your momma is DAMN fine, boy. Don't I know it. >D
Turns out. Uh. He didn't age. I don't know what's up with that. I had the pop-up that says BABY TIMES IS OVER and all but. <.< Clearly, it was NOT over. :( I was really disappointed. SO excited to see him as a toddler!

Not long later, though....

Pop goes the belly!
And we are well into our third trimester guys! *.* BABY SOON BABY SOON BABY SOON!

But FIRST!
Ama was getting along in her life and uh. <.< I didn't want her to? She hasn't been vampied yet (for lack of attempt, admittedly) and I am far too in love with her. :( Jesse's permaplat bought us the Elixer of Life and the moment Ama hit platinum, she hit that sucker up. And up. And up some more.

GLOW BABY, GLOW!

LOL honestly, I just LOVED this shot, with her protruding belly :3
She and Jesse were close enough to each other in days that he didn't get any Elixer. :3 Oh well.

Second attempt at growing Earvin up is successful!

Unlike what seems the general popular of the TS2 community, I LOVE those ADORABLE bear outfits. WAAAAAAUGH. MITTENS. EEEEK. ADORABLE. LAJFKDFJDKJFD *.*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAJFKDJFKDJFKDJFKDJFDD :> ZOMG D'AWWWWWWW!!!!!
Earvin didn't even need a make-over. *.*

Serioiusly. NO make-over is needed, amiright? HOLY CRAP SO ADORBS OH MY GOD. *.*






!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a SUCKER for toddlers nomming on their paws/hands :3



I am quite pleased with his profile. :D

Get to skilling, my pretty!

Charisma is such a BITCH when you're older, so you might as well get it out of the way while you can. :D

Oh my god. Daddy and son are SO CUTE.

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!! :D

Earvin does not have a lack of attention at all. They are both so happy to play with him and take care of him autonomously. Seriously. :*)
DON'T DROP THE BABY!

Just in case you were concerned, she is still enamored with Jesse. She wakes up and swoons over him. xD HOW SWEET IS THAT?!
Alas, no rolled wants to become engaged. <.< However, no fears were rolling for engagement, either. In fact, by this time, Ama had rolled fears of Jesse dying. :3! (Of course, she was rolling fears of Damion dying, too, but y'know. xD) To my surprise, she rolled fewer and fewer make-out with/woohoo with/have x numer of lovers type wants, too!

OH oh! TIME FOR BABY!
Except, that's next time. OOOOOH cliff-hanger, I went there, I did! :3
Until next time. ;]
Notes
Just so you guys know, Generation One is actually COMPLETE! No heir has been chosen, as Real!Ama and I found ourselves UNABLE TO CHOOSE. Seriously guys! Just you wait!
However. Uh. Gen. One has like, 8 parts to it? ;~; Some are shorter but I'll try to get the next five up here pretty quickly, that way I can move on. I don't even know if I want to play Uni or not so this can give me some deciding time. Anyway, I'll probably post the next five updates here every few days. :D
Feel free to watch/join
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Loved the "what's wrong with this image?" pic. Well, FIRST & FOREMOST, the table etiquette is terribly improper. Those sims are clutching their utsensils like cavemen. Oh, and there's a baby on the floor and a lover on the side, and a general lack of clothes, but those are some piddly details.
Looking forward to baby#2! Wonder how Ama's going to explain that? x)